PSA

[hiro_shi]

Please don't come to me for any legal advice. I'm not a lawyer.

Whatever you're about to do, doing, or did, I don't want anything to do with it. You know who you are.


On the side note, whoever drank my coffee earlier, please kindly replace it before I look for you. 


((ooc: actually I messed up with the adult content setting of my journal so that's why the post was classified as nsfw by default earlier))

Comments

[maruibuns]

And what kind of shop would that be exactly?

[hiro_shi]

An airsoft shop but we have other things that just aren't on display. If ever, there's an interesting capsule machine that sells military MRE's from around the world.

[maruibuns]

Oh! And I thought you were going to offer me a first aid kit, but an airsoft gun sounds a lot more useful.

You know, you and Yanagi both sell toys of sorts, isn't that interesting.

[hiro_shi]

It would be far more practical if you avoid getting hurt in the first place. Granted, they aren't real guns but the excellent craftsmanship should fool any unwanted attention at least.

Yanagi-kun's wares are quite interesting. Have you made any purchases from him?

[maruibuns]

Is it illegal if I shoot someone with it?

D: ... why would I?

[hiro_shi]

Please don't shoot anyone with it. I assure you the sight of it alone would be enough to scare away your assailants.


No matter, I was just curious, that's all.

[maruibuns]

I'm not sure considering who I wanna keep away.

Have you?

[hiro_shi]

Might I suggest a pepper spray instead? It'll give you the protection you need and head start to use for a quick escape.

A gentleman never reveals his secrets.

[maruibuns]

Uhm,a quick escape from Kiteretsu?... Don't think that would do, Yagy.

That's not a no, is it? You have! What did you get? Did Yanagi himself recommended something?

_{[ooc: strike = screened to yagyuu]}

[hiro_shi]

But that's not a yes either. Regardless, I'm not aware of what Yanagi-kun has been suggesting. Has he recommended anything to you so far?


[screened]
Kite? As in Kite-san from Higa? Has he been following you or any of the sort..?

[maruibuns]

Nope, not really, but I've seen him recommending to others. I'm most surprised.

[screened]
Uhmhum I pissed him off without knowing, and then when I noticed I couldn't stop pissing him off further. Apparently not every tall brown guy can put up with me, ┐( -“-)┌ who knew?!

[hiro_shi]

Given Yanagi-kun's excellent skills, I'm sure that his recommendations are on point.


[screened]
I see. Have you tried apologizing to pacify him?

Kite-san seems like the kind to hold a grudge.

[maruibuns]

Yanagi has many skills, which are you referring to?

[SCREENED]
We had a talk... very short talk.

Yaaagyyyy don't say that!(☍﹏⁰)

[hiro_shi]

That uncanny ability to read and predict a someone's actions.


[screened]

...and did that short conversation involve an apology anywhere there?

It was nice knowing you, Marui-kun. I'll be sure to bring Niou-kun to offer cake every other weekend or so.

[maruibuns]

I hope he can't predict THAT.

[Screened]
Not sure. It went a bit like 'don't do that' - 'i'll try' ┐(´д｀)┌... I did apologise for the pickled ginger that broke and got his pants wet.

Offer cake? To my grave? (இ﹏இ`｡) Don't offer me cake I can't eat!

[hiro_shi]

Who knows. Maybe that's why he makes a decent amount of money selling fake dicks.


[screened]

At least you tried. We'll eventually find out if you'll still be able to eat that cake or not.

[maruibuns]

He probably has all the specs for them stored in his data mind, rather than look at someone and know what would be fitting. Is what I hope...

[Screened]
I'll haunt you, Yagy.

He'll come around... tall and tan, I have faith.

[hiro_shi]

If you prefer that he keeps that sort of knowledge in his head rather than inferring it face-to-face, then I won't judge, Marui-kun.


[screened]
The company will be appreciated.

Pray to Yukimura-kun. He can make things happen.