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Since I'll be going back to Kanagawa for a short visit to my family this weekend, I've spent most of my free time running all over Tokyo looking for things that my sister requested me to get her. In the middle of my errands, I've found a rather nice resting spot in the middle of Shinjuku, overlooking the hustle and bustle of the city.

The view was wonderful and I found a delicious new drink to enjoy as well. On that note, everyone, please remember to drink lots of liquids and dress appropriately in this hot weather.

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it's what follows after that results in pinched nipples.

Maybe your conscience can't handle the guilt its tried to hide. Maybe there's something you'd like to share?

What, the biting?

I trolled a person on the internet last night because they were being jackasses. Happy?

That's just one of them.

More like amused. But that's besides the point. Surely you've been referred to as Masaharu under more positive circumstances.

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The licking your face?

By my family, yes. But not by you.

It's a rather extensive list. We'll be stuck here all day long trying to list each one of them.

Should we change it then? Replace all those apparently negative events with positive ones.

I'd guess it was snogging you while you were sleeping, but I did that before the nipple pinching became a thing.

Would I have to pick whether to call to Hiroshi or Yagyuu? Or can I pick a new name for you?

I can't say I'm surprised, honestly. On one hand, I feel unnecessarily assured that you're awake when I do anything. Then on the other, I think I should pinch you harder next time for everything and more in case.

Must you call me something else besides my given names?

You should learn to pinch elsewhere. The nipples are a sensitive part of the body. What happens when I get a lady friend and I have this weird built up fetish for it?

Yes. Yagoo.

Then they should support you and your fetish like the good partners they will be.

How about no, Masaharu.

Like you do?

Yagoo. It matches your gooey insides.

It could always be something much worse. I'll procure nipple clamps from Yanagi-kun if you'd like.

Stop, Haru-chan.

... That's gross.

And that's even grosser. Ewwww.

I think it's adorable. And you shouldn't be ashamed of what you enjoy, Haru-chan.

It makes me sound like a small boy in shorts and with socks pulled up to my knees. Horrific. The worst. You are the worst.

I'm ashamed of liking you.

Well, you act like one so it fits.

Shame. Too bad you'll have to deal with it for the rest of our marriage.

Um, I think the socks up to the knees is your trait instead and you're getting us confused, Yagoo.

Gross. You should come up with something more manly. I want to have ripped abs like Sanada one day.

They've always been at an acceptable length. Maybe you're confusing me with someone else, silly Haru-chan.

In your dreams.

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They're really not acceptable. You should push them down. I know the exactly length of your socks, Hiroshi, I'm not confusing you with anyone.

In my dreams you also touch them.

And wear them like extra bags around my ankles? No, thank you. Maybe you should straighten yours up before they slip off too much and you trip on them. God knows that it's easy to confuse things when you've hit your head.

Keeping dreaming then. Reality is not as willing.

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