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[hiro_shi]

Since I'll be going back to Kanagawa for a short visit to my family this weekend, I've spent most of my free time running all over Tokyo looking for things that my sister requested me to get her. In the middle of my errands, I've found a rather nice resting spot in the middle of Shinjuku, overlooking the hustle and bustle of the city.

The view was wonderful and I found a delicious new drink to enjoy as well. On that note, everyone, please remember to drink lots of liquids and dress appropriately in this hot weather.

 

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[hiro_shi]

I believe you're referring to yourself. And I'm free on Monday once I've returned from Kanagawa.


This is news to me as well. I hope that you were the one who paid for all the expenses seeing as this would be your sort of idea.

[dontgiveafox]

No, definitely you. I'm free Monday too.

Don't you remember it? It was a very small affair with just some stray cats and my mum.

Oh and I took your name, BTW.

[hiro_shi]

Then by association, you're disgusting as well. Wonderful, I can meet you at your bookstore after work.

Maybe that's why I've blocked it out from memory. I do hope you're willing to host another considering how my family wasn't invited. My sister will be devastated. Sadly, in more ways than one.

All the more reason you should've invited them. Shame.

[dontgiveafox]

But I'm not you. People just get us mixed up sometimes. And yeah okay, I'll make sure to wear something half appropriate.

I'm really not wiling. Once was stressful enough for me, I don't know if my intestines and pancreas can take the stress of another one. I had shaky legs when you held my hands and confessed your love for me and my appendix nearly burst.

[hiro_shi]

I'm glad you aren't me. And if people continue to make such careless mistakes, they should have their eyes checked. Also, that will be fine. You can just borrow my jacket then.


If they burst mid ceremony, I'll be sure to treasure our brief memories together.

[dontgiveafox]

I like that you assume that it's my top half that'll be inappropriate.

... You do realise we've known each other for like nearly half our lives, right? OH my god that's a terrifying thought.

[hiro_shi]

My mistake. I'll bring a coat so feel free to wear whatever you'd like below.

Our brief memories as a wedded couple. Unless you're implying we've been one for a while now. And it is. Maybe it's time to go our separate ways, Niou-kun. Half a lifetime together is a long time.

[dontgiveafox]

Pyjama pants, got it.

I mean, doubles is kind of a contract, Hiroshi.

You'd miss me too much if I disappeared.

[hiro_shi]

After I lend you my coat, please pretend you don't know me.

I don't remember signing anything when I joined the team.

Didn't you already disappear once, Niou-kun?

[dontgiveafox]

But my pyjamas have your name on them. I got them specially printed with little faces of you on them too.

I drugged you and made you sign it. You seemed pretty happy at the time.

Yeah, but you knew i was still alive and probably knew I was going to come back eventually. It's not like completely cutting ties.

[hiro_shi]

That seems to be the standard with you, isn't it? Drugs and stalking. Also, you should know that that contract is voidable.

Those were a lot of probabilities; and knowing you, who's to say that one had a better chance than the other of happening.

[dontgiveafox]

Is it? I'm pretty sure it says it's not.

What were the other probabilities, then?

[hiro_shi]

It is. Just like our shotgun marriage.

Hmm, let me see. A year is a rather long time, so there's a lot to choose from.

[dontgiveafox]

But I like being married to you. Doesn't it have to be a mutual agreement to divorce?

Tell me your top three.

[hiro_shi]

Maybe I could take a leaf out of your book on how to get you to sign the papers. But don't worry, Niou-kun, we'll be married again soon enough after we hold a redo of the ceremony with my family present this time.

Three is such a small number for someone like you though.

[dontgiveafox]

I refuse to sign unless there's a 100% guarantee that we'll be married again.

I can't make your life easy, Hiroshi. Top 3, let's go.

[hiro_shi]

I thought you'd have more faith in me. I suppose this is the extent of your trust after all these years.

You've never made my life easy, Masaharu. And I refuse. Surely you can guess my answers on your own.

[dontgiveafox]

Take it more as a 'I know you too well' and know that you'd take advantage of any weakness.

... First Marui calls me Niou-kun, and then you call me Masaharu. What is going on?

[hiro_shi]

That implies that there's any weakness to be taken advantage of in the first place.

It must be one of those days then. Have you done anything to Marui-kun?

[dontgiveafox]

Gosh golly, what a lie. Such a nice compliment though.

Besides told him about our marriage? not really.

[hiro_shi]

Take it as you will, Masaharu. You know us well enough anyway.

That does warrant a 'Niou-kun' from him. After all, his close friend failed to invite him to his wedding.

[dontgiveafox]

Stop calling me Masaharu, it's weird.

[hiro_shi]

Don't be dramatic. This what married couples do. They call each other by their first names.

[dontgiveafox]

[dontgiveafox]