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[hiro_shi]

 As each day passes, the holidays get closer and along with it the anticipated seasonal sales. Although my classes are steadily trying to drown me in a sea of last minute requirements with finals so near, the orders in the shop have also been coming in waves. Regardless, if you're ever looking for some interesting and useful last minute gifts for your loved ones, please do drop by Untouchable. Our goods are well-crafted and there's something for everyone. 

On a side note, I would like to add that all our items are perfectly safe and are mainly for display or recreational purposes only. Except the military vending machine. That has some rather interesting edibles. 

Comments

[penipu]

so you're gonna buy me that military vending machine for christmas, right yags? ;*

[gtl_yukimura]

Called dibs on it ages ago.

[penipu]

you could buy ten of them off rakuten, clearly this one should be mine ;*

[gtl_yukimura]

Why do that when I could support Yagyuu's employer?

[penipu]

okay, okay, so then you buy it, and i'll be over every day to use it <3

[gtl_yukimura]

I won't be sharing.

[penipu]

y don't u love me :'(

[gtl_yukimura]

I do, but it doesn't mean I have to share everything with you.

[penipu]

how 'bout most things

[gtl_yukimura]

Define "most things."

[penipu]

what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine except for those few things that are the dataman and gen-chan's <3

[gtl_yukimura]

Hmm. I think you'll find it's more like what's mine is mine and what's everyone else's is also mine.

[penipu]

i can't even have a tiny sliver of what's yours?

[gtl_yukimura]

You get my time and company. That's quite the sliver of what's mine.

[hiro_shi]

Yukimura-kun, please do let us know when you'd like us to have it delivered to your place. Iwai-san thanks you for your patronage.

[gtl_yukimura]

Wonderful.

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If you could have it delivered around noon to wherever Niou has decided to stash his bleach these days, that would be lovely. A giant blue bow on top, if possible.

[hiro_shi]

I'll order you another one so as long as you make sure to eat everything that comes out of it each day without fail.

[penipu]

those terms seem pretty lofty </3 what's option #2?

[naniwaspeed]

Don't remind me about finals. Finals are forever away! (((o(*°▽°*)o)))

[hiro_shi]

Are they really, or are they here to stay forever?

[naniwaspeed]

No. No they're not. What's wrong with you? No!

Saaaave meeeeee~

[saypassion]

I will indeed check it out. Thank you for letting me know. Do you have any particular recommendations?

[hiro_shi]

Hm, given the amount of activities you do and your prospective future endeavors as well, I would recommend the Retention Vest to help you keep on top of things or a rather unique White Headband that one of our contacts has recently brought in.

[saypassion]

Interesting. Does the white headband have anything written upon it? Or is it a simple white band?

[mimic_yuu]

Edibles? Like Rations?

[hiro_shi]

Exactly like rations. But from where? It depends on how lucky you are at the time you decide to make a purchase. Regardless, each meal is always a surprise.

[didimutter]

What do they sell at "Untouchable?" Is it like Yanagi-san's store? I don't think sex toys and other paraphernalia would be appropriate gifts for my friends and family. I'm quite sure I would get disowned by my parents if I gave any one of my siblings something from Kinky Kimochi. Is there a catalog I can peruse? I prefer an online one as it saves paper and reduces the need for recycling.

[hiro_shi]

We mainly sell airsoft and survival-related goods. If ever, we do have a wide-range of items for anyone and everyone. Unfortunately, we don't own an online catalogue as we only entertain custom orders and special requests for our online store. However, if you have time, please visit our shop and I'll make sure to be there to help you browse through our wares for your family.

[dokuhana]

I'm almost afraid to ask... what sort of store do you work in?