PSA

[hiro_shi]

Please don't come to me for any legal advice. I'm not a lawyer.

Whatever you're about to do, doing, or did, I don't want anything to do with it. You know who you are.


On the side note, whoever drank my coffee earlier, please kindly replace it before I look for you. 


((ooc: actually I messed up with the adult content setting of my journal so that's why the post was classified as nsfw by default earlier))

Comments

[maruibuns]

Yagy~ If I get beaten up, will you help me?

[bana_an_na]

I wonder who this person is~ Did they potentially steal someone's identity?

[xyzai]

Does the potentially illegal thing that someone may or may not have done relate to why this post is tagged NSFW?

[knuckling]

i guess i should stop greeting you with "I GOTTA LAWYER UP" every time i call. and this post isnt even directed at me.

[ever_yanagi]

Hello, neighbour.

[gtl_yukimura]

If you wanted to call out Niou, all you had to do was type his name.

[dontgiveafox]

I feel personally victimised by this post.



Shall I tell you all my plans for general mayhem?

[dontgiveafox]

Rude, Seiichi

[dontgiveafox]

You never replied, so I'm taking your silence as "yes Masaharu, I would love to know all of your plans".

[dontgiveafox]

OOPS too bad they're all secrets and I can't tell you. Maybe if you were a lawyer, I'd think about it.

[dontgiveafox]

Also I did nothing mayhem inducing and/or terrible and/or illegal in the past few years. Except that time that I stole an eraser from a store because it fell into my bag when I bumped a display and then I was too filled with shame to take it back so I never did. Oops. It's still sitting on my desk, unopened, and it makes me quiver in guilt everytime I look at it.

It's like my longstanding nightly routine. I sleep better when coated in a thick layer of guilt and condemnation of past sins.

[dontgiveafox]

Also I didn't steal your coffee but if I did, I would've spat in it and returned it to you, so you would have a little piece of me inside of you. Isn't that a warming thought.

[hiro_shi]

If you pass by the shop, I'm sure we'll be able to find something appropriate for you, Marui-kun.

[maruibuns]

And what kind of shop would that be exactly?

[hiro_shi]

Sounds like a suspicious individual. If you do see them, please take care, Tachibana-san.

[hiro_shi]

It's always better to be safe than sorry.

[hiro_shi]

That's alright, Kirihara-kun, it keeps me on my toes.

On the other hand, I do hope life's been treating you well.

[hiro_shi]

It's good to see you as well, Yanagi-kun. Rather unexpected but a pleasant surprise nonetheless. You've been well I hope?

[bana_an_na]

Please, call me An-chan.

It's to late. I share far to many hours with them.

[knuckling]

i just hope it doesnt backfire into a cry wolf sitch one day. but ill worry about that later

yeah im good!! what about you, yagyuu-senpai?

[hiro_shi]

If it were Niou-kun, I wouldn't go through this to tell him.

How are you, Yukimura-kun? You've been taking care of yourself, I hope?

[gtl_yukimura]

I suppose that’s true, but in public is far more amusing.

I’m doing well, Yagyuu. Sanada and Yanagi are making sure I take care of myself. Of course I have. How are you?

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[hiro_shi]

Silence doesn't constitute an agreement, Masaharu. One's consent should always be expressly given.



In that case, I look forward to that coffee, Niou-kun. ♥

If you do tell me about your plans, dress up as someone else so I can deny all the allegations against you.

[hiro_shi]

An airsoft shop but we have other things that just aren't on display. If ever, there's an interesting capsule machine that sells military MRE's from around the world.

[maruibuns]

Oh! And I thought you were going to offer me a first aid kit, but an airsoft gun sounds a lot more useful.

You know, you and Yanagi both sell toys of sorts, isn't that interesting.