PSA

[hiro_shi]

Please don't come to me for any legal advice. I'm not a lawyer.

Whatever you're about to do, doing, or did, I don't want anything to do with it. You know who you are.


On the side note, whoever drank my coffee earlier, please kindly replace it before I look for you. 


((ooc: actually I messed up with the adult content setting of my journal so that's why the post was classified as nsfw by default earlier))

Comments

[maruibuns]

Yagy~ If I get beaten up, will you help me?

[hiro_shi]

If you pass by the shop, I'm sure we'll be able to find something appropriate for you, Marui-kun.

[maruibuns]

And what kind of shop would that be exactly?

[bana_an_na]

I wonder who this person is~ Did they potentially steal someone's identity?

[hiro_shi]

Sounds like a suspicious individual. If you do see them, please take care, Tachibana-san.

[bana_an_na]

Please, call me An-chan.

It's to late. I share far to many hours with them.

[xyzai]

Does the potentially illegal thing that someone may or may not have done relate to why this post is tagged NSFW?

[hiro_shi]

It's always better to be safe than sorry.

[xyzai]

Just in case you have a conversation with Yanagi-San that goes on too long.

[knuckling]

i guess i should stop greeting you with "I GOTTA LAWYER UP" every time i call. and this post isnt even directed at me.

[hiro_shi]

That's alright, Kirihara-kun, it keeps me on my toes.

On the other hand, I do hope life's been treating you well.

[knuckling]

i just hope it doesnt backfire into a cry wolf sitch one day. but ill worry about that later

yeah im good!! what about you, yagyuu-senpai?

[ever_yanagi]

Hello, neighbour.

[hiro_shi]

It's good to see you as well, Yanagi-kun. Rather unexpected but a pleasant surprise nonetheless. You've been well I hope?

[gtl_yukimura]

If you wanted to call out Niou, all you had to do was type his name.

[dontgiveafox]

Rude, Seiichi

[hiro_shi]

If it were Niou-kun, I wouldn't go through this to tell him.

How are you, Yukimura-kun? You've been taking care of yourself, I hope?

[dontgiveafox]

I feel personally victimised by this post.



Shall I tell you all my plans for general mayhem?

[dontgiveafox]

You never replied, so I'm taking your silence as "yes Masaharu, I would love to know all of your plans".

[dontgiveafox]

OOPS too bad they're all secrets and I can't tell you. Maybe if you were a lawyer, I'd think about it.

[dontgiveafox]

Also I did nothing mayhem inducing and/or terrible and/or illegal in the past few years. Except that time that I stole an eraser from a store because it fell into my bag when I bumped a display and then I was too filled with shame to take it back so I never did. Oops. It's still sitting on my desk, unopened, and it makes me quiver in guilt everytime I look at it.

It's like my longstanding nightly routine. I sleep better when coated in a thick layer of guilt and condemnation of past sins.

[dontgiveafox]

Also I didn't steal your coffee but if I did, I would've spat in it and returned it to you, so you would have a little piece of me inside of you. Isn't that a warming thought.

[hiro_shi]

Silence doesn't constitute an agreement, Masaharu. One's consent should always be expressly given.



In that case, I look forward to that coffee, Niou-kun. ♥

If you do tell me about your plans, dress up as someone else so I can deny all the allegations against you.

[didimutter]

Why would you start your entry telling people not to ask you for legal advice since you aren't a lawyer? Were you previously a lawyer? Have you provided legal advice in the past? Is it because the person you are vaguely threatening in the second line of your entry has done this in the past and you don't want to deal with that? I think it's better to just call out the person instead of potentially making everyone think you are talking about them. Unless you want everyone to think that you are talking about them. Or you could be targeting the person who drank your coffee which is stupid because you could just get a new coffee and besides, coffee is gross and you should drink something better for yourself, like tea or just plain water.

[hiro_shi]

It's been a while, Ibu-san, but I'm glad to see that things haven't changed.

I'm not a lawyer yet but having people find out you're studying to become one sometimes makes them think that you have the same qualifications to address their problems.

((ooc: strike are deleted))